Math and urine

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1. All very nice (as long as n>2: and if n=1 things get complex)

   1. If n = 1, you simply stipulate that it occupies one stall at random.

      On second thoughts, there are separate rules for the choice of stall that have to do with the location of the door. One should choose the nearest end stall for ease of getting out and of access to the handwashing facilities. It also lessens your chance of being crowded on one side.

      For sitting, one should choose the middle stall, as it will tend to be less used and therefore less unpleasant. Otherwise, the same rule applies as the ICUP (where the “P” now stands for something else).

      Maybe I’ve overthought this…

2. I’ve read that the first one is the least used. Maybe that’s only in facilities for women, although I don’t why that would be so. Possibly I did not read that and it is a false memory.

3. There is a much simpler solution that requires no maths; don’t use urinals! Piss on a tree like nature intended!

   1. You still have to choose the tree, using the same rules.

      1. I use my keenly developed sense of smell to choose the tree. Found my first ex-wife that way.

      2. Which probably explains why shes ex.

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