Teh LOLCat Bible

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1. “Gen 4:2, An’ again she bare his brothr abel. an’ abel wuz keepr ov teh moo cows, but cain wuz tillr ov teh ground cuz he was part mexican.”
   LOL indeed

2. The idea sounded, I dunno, tiresome? Any exaggerated style wears out quickly, in my experience. But I looked anyway. If this example is typical, well, Wilkins is right again:

   # Den Jesus caem from Gallalee, to has baptizm from John
   # But John was all “Ur doin it rong, j00 needz to baptize me”
   # And Jesus answered sayin “STFU and baptize me n00b” and John did.
   # Wen he was baptized he gtfo of teh water and, ZOMG, teh hevens opened up and teh Spirit of Invisible Man caem down liek a duv and landeded on him
   # And, ZOMFGWTF, a voice from heven sayed “Hai guise, dis my son, and I tink he teh leet”

3. I want to see the illustrated version.
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8. wtf if king james cud rite bibel in 1611 y cant lolcats rite bibel 2????????//?!!1!!!!! cul8r gotz 2 go halpz rite it byeeeeeee

9. oops 4got 2 tell u u gotz godz naim rong godz rael naim is ceiling cat kthxbye

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