On the origins of syphillis

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1. What rubbish. Syphilis is an instrument of God’s Love. Sometime He can love you too much. Either that, or it’s a communist plot to undermine soviet-style healthcare.

   1. So, you’re saying we caught syphillis from God? How did that happen? What did he do to us while we were asleep?

   2. East Anglians have very strange sex habits!

      1. East Anglians are just very strange all round.

2. Yes. It’s all God. He works in Mysterious Ways, you know. Even in Norfolk. But when you go barmy, your nose rots, and bits of you drop off, you can be consoled by the fact that it’s all because of God’s infinite mercy. As I always say to parents who have lost children to various complaints, heck, Jesus Wants Me for A Spirochete.

   1. …and the Devil Wants Me for a Gonococcus.

3. Um … John, Syphilis … Ah … only … Um … has one ‘l’ 🙁

   1. It’s a poor mind that can find only one way to spell a word.

      1. Mathematicians are such nit-pickers, even the ones that write so well. Need I remind you of the list-obsessed One Who Shall Not Be Named?

      2. …besides, you should check out the first line of The Moons of Mars post on his blog. “…US Navel Observatory…”?

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