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God causes a Sumerian recession

The Onion, as always, nails it… Members of the earth’s earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth. According to recently excavated clay tablets inscribed with cuneiform script, thousands of Sumerians—the first humans to…

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Scientific bloopers

On a newsgroup that shall remain Nameless, one of the regulars, Bill Reich, just heard on the History Channel: Smilodon is the ancestor of all the modern big cats. Oy! So this thread is for egregiously* wrong statements made on erstwhile factual television shows. Please state where you heard it,…

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Comments (7)

  1. I don’t know that you need an atheist upgrade so long as you have the Critical Thinking Service Pack 2. But the Coffee Add-On, I don’t know how anyone gets their computer working without it.

  2. I don’t know that you need an atheist upgrade so long as you have the Critical Thinking Service Pack 2. But the Coffee Add-On, I don’t know how anyone gets their computer working without it.

  3. System requires warm reboot. Install Coffee add-on.
    Your system is missing a critical atheist upgrade! Install at once to avoid spurious results (if you can figure out what the atheist upgrade is…).
    Your Internet browser has had its home page reset to http://www.scienceblogs.com to avoid cluelessness!

  4. System requires warm reboot. Install Coffee add-on.
    Your system is missing a critical atheist upgrade! Install at once to avoid spurious results (if you can figure out what the atheist upgrade is…).
    Your Internet browser has had its home page reset to http://www.scienceblogs.com to avoid cluelessness!

  5. You are so mean to me…. 😉
    First thing I did was to check if my folder was still on the desktop (yes, it is, though unopened for years). So, i’ll keep banging my head….

  6. c:/endPHD.exe /submitwhatyouhave /sayyoullreviselater
    Are you sure?
    |y
    Two Committee Members Decline Proposal.
    Program Failed.
    c:endPHD.exe /rewritedissertationproposal /makeitsoundmorefinal /whine
    Program Successfully Completed.
    PHD received.
    c:/findjobwithoutresearch.exe
    File Not Found
    c:/findjobwithsomeresearchbutmostlyteaching.exe
    You Are Not Qualified
    c:/…
    c:/findPOSTDOC

  7. c:/endPHD.exe /submitwhatyouhave /sayyoullreviselater
    Are you sure?
    |y
    Two Committee Members Decline Proposal.
    Program Failed.
    c:endPHD.exe /rewritedissertationproposal /makeitsoundmorefinal /whine
    Program Successfully Completed.
    PHD received.
    c:/findjobwithoutresearch.exe
    File Not Found
    c:/findjobwithsomeresearchbutmostlyteaching.exe
    You Are Not Qualified
    c:/…
    c:/findPOSTDOC

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