“The whole internet [sic] is just jealous of my knowledge [sic]” Do you want to look like a 10-year-old?
I just did some calculations, and the probability that you saw these anywhere other than AtBC is actually below the Universal Probability Bound. I’ll publish the monograph detailing my calculations tomorrow.
It’s not the chick magnet you think it is. I’ve got a leather jacket and women pay me no more attention when I wear it than when I hang out in a dress. Maybe it’s because I have a Dell desk thingy, not a MacBook. My nephew does and girls like him. Oh, wait, I play for the other team. Nevermind.
Nevertheless, you are right. Women pay me no more attention when I wear a leather jacket than when I wear a dress too.