God causes a Sumerian recession 17 Dec 2009 The Onion, as always, nails it… Members of the earth’s earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth. According to recently excavated clay tablets inscribed with cuneiform script, thousands of Sumerians—the first humans to establish systems of writing, agriculture, and government—were working on their sophisticated irrigation systems when the Father of All Creation reached down from the ether and blew the divine spirit of life into their thriving civilization. “I do not understand,” reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. “A booming voice is saying, ‘Let there be light,’ but there is already light. It is saying, ‘Let the earth bring forth grass,’ but I am already standing on grass.” “Everything is here already,” the pictograph continues. “We do not need more stars.” I bet this caused a major error in the local economy. Humor Religion
Humor Vampires and crosses 11 Sep 2009 This is the best take on that cliché I’ve ever read, especially the last sentence. Read More
Creationism and Intelligent Design Consequences of theistic evolution 3 Jul 201022 Jun 2018 So in parts one and two I proposed a problem and solution to the reconciliation of a limited theism with science, and in particular evolution. The aim was to preserve a complete scientific explanation, with no constraints or hedging or intervention, and to see if it could be made consistent… Read More
Humor You have selected… 9 Feb 20084 Oct 2017 Hat tip: Chris Ho-Stuart. What I want to know is, who is keeping tabs on my social life? Read More
“And people over there fell for it completely!” The tablet went on to say. “What a bunch of tools.” “We had a bloke here who had a neat trick of appearing to turn water into wine. He couldn’t get there fast enough.” “I hear he did very well for a while . . .”