This is where you find out everything there is to know about the Endarkenment.
The Endarkenment [Epistemology of Chocoholism]
Chocolatarianism: the only rational foundation for ethics
Chocoholism [Metaphysics of Chocoholism: the Four Flavours Theory]
Zombies and chocolate: what it is like to eat a block
Xocolatl and the creation of the universe
Chocolate causes Nobel Laureates