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Wonderful. I’ll have to use it.
Um, hang on. does this mean advertisers should be teaching philosohpy, or that philosophers should go into advertising?
We never use fallacious reasoning, of course.
Never say never.
“of course”?
What sort of language is that for a philosopher? Wash your mouth out with epithets.
This has all sorts of possibilities. Just think about slogans like:
Things go better with Kant.
Vorsprung durch Tillich
Ahhh, Peano!
And if Apple released a data-mining app they could call it the iDigger.
The shopping mantra “I buy therefore I am”
I go to the mall for personal validation, but it only lasts two hours and you have to buy something…
Jim, that’s pretty much the same for me, except that it involves sex.
John, if you can really make it last two hours, you’re wasting everybody’s time telling us about invalid species concepts.
Well, there’s the getting there, the finding, the haggling, and the cleanup. Leaves about 5 minutes.