Alpha Fail

Wolfram Alpha Fail

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  1. If we exhert a little effort and persuade five of those species to become extinct, then we could claim “how many species of swallow are native to Africa?” as a candidate for Ultimate Question (also as a Grand Unification: Python/Adams).

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  2. But there’s an answer, as I noted before. Alpha should know that…

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  3. ihateaphids

    we tried this in the lab yesterday, it does give you a very detailed answer for the European swallow.

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  4. Laden, or unladen?

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  5. PsyberDave

    I entered, “What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?”
    The correct answer was given. I am now at peace.

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  6. Great minds think alike — the swallow speed was the 1st question I typed in!
    Given that the engine has trouble parsing much simpler inputs I’ve tried, this is almost certainly a hard-coded answer, like 42. So double fail.

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  7. It didn’t know who did the twiddly bits along the coast of Norway. If they’re going to code in one Guide reference…

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  8. SomeGuy

    Question: what is the frame problem? And have you solved it?

    Answer: Wolfram|Alpha isn’t sure what to do with your input.

    Yes indeed.

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  9. I’m kinda upset the Wolfram Alpha people hadn’t thought of The Last Question.

    Entering “How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?” gives a “I dunno what to do with this” response.

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  10. llewelly

    But there’s an answer, as I noted before. Alpha should know that…

    You’re expected to teach it. If you don’t teach it, it won’t learn.

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